Introduction
MINDFRAME: THE SECRET DESIGN – WHERE READIN’ MINDS MEANS MISSIN’ THE PLOT
(Free trial! Then u gotta pay $5 to “unlock” the secret design u already saw for free. No cap.)
TL;DR (BECAUSE U CAN’T BE BOTHERED)
Play as William Rogers, a lab rat who gained mind-reading powers (but can’t read his own texts). Now a “designer” psycho stalks him, and u gotta solve puzzles harder than algebra to stop their evil plan. Spoiler: The real villain is William’s caffeine addiction.
WHY PLAY? (SPOILER: U WON’T)
- “Unique” Story: William’s experiment backfires, giving him mind-reading skills… and a vendetta against caffeine. “I’ll just mute my thoughts!”
- Puzzle Hell: Find hidden objects so obvious, they’re hidden in plain sight (like that coffee mug u didn’t notice). “Is this a clue or a cry for help?”
- Designer Drama: Fight a villain named “The Designer” who’s just mad their Wi-Fi signal sucks. “GG, no re!”
FEATURES (OR LIES THEY SOLD U)
1. “Epic” Plot Twist
- Play as Chad McMindreader, a dude who hears voices but ignores his alarm clock. “I’ll just hallucinate my deadlines!”
- Collectibles galore! Assemble a “secret design” that’s just a reskin of a paperclip. “Worth every second!”
2. “Challenging” Mini-Games
- Solve puzzles that require more luck than brains. “If I stare at this coffee stain long enough, will it summon the designer?”
- “Stealth” sections where u hide behind a plant while the designer naps. “Thrilling!”
3. “Rewards” That Suck
- Bonus chapter: Stop the designer by… playing sudoku. “Mind-blowing!”
- Unlock a “magic” coffee mug that does nothing but glow. “Peasant tier!”
WHY IT’S A SINKING SHIP (BUT U’LL STILL PLAY)
- No Paywall? Lie. Hints cost $5. “Just grind for 10hrs instead! We’ll wait.”
- Glitches Galore: The designer’s AI naps 90% of the time. “I’ll screenshot this for Instagram!”
- Logic? Nah: The secret design is hidden under William’s bedsheet. “Plot armor beats science!”
HOW TO LOSE HOURS (AND SANITY)
- Farm Coffee Cups: Collect 50 mugs to unlock a “secret” achievement. “But first, coffee!”
- Overthink Clues: Stare at a coffee stain for 20 mins wondering if it’s a metaphor for u life.
- Buy the “Full Game”: Already did? Too bad! The “full” game is just more coffee and riddles.
DOWNLOAD NOW!
(But don’t blame us when ur life becomes a grindy loop of mind-reading, caffeine crashes, and buyer’s remorse.)
DEV NOTES:
- Made by interns who hate coffee.
- Art stolen from a 2010 PowerPoint. “We added glitter! It’s ‘edgy’!”
- Testing team quit after Week 1. “We’re not paid enough to fight designers.”
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