Introduction
Day 1: This Game Will Make You Bald
“What the hell is this? A puzzle game?” – Anonymous Player, 2018.
I thought matching three gems would be easy. Turns out, mismatching fire and ice gems in the first guild boss fight made me a meme. Now? I farm resources at 2 AM, my phone battery and hairline dying together.
Core Mechanics (Unofficial Guide):
- Matching ≠ Fun: Swiping three gems = summoning a dragon. But one wrong match (looking at you, poison gem) turns your team into a pile of corpses. Last week, I accidentally froze my allies while fighting ice enemies. We lost. Fast.
- Heroes: Pay-to-Win or Grind?
Six-star Frostwyrm Glacies freezes enemies, but costs $200 in gems. Peasants stick to three-star Miner Sam – he mines 50% faster and loots rivals’ bases during raids. Pro tip: Never question his loyalty. - Base Building: Not Your Home, a Battlefield
Don’t put granaries in the center! Some Russian troll backdoored mine with flying dragons. Now I wall corners with spikes and fake statues. Works. Every. Time.
Dragon Dawn Expansion: Dragons Are Corporate Slaves
New dragons? More like corporate pets.
- Ignarion (Lava Dragon):
Ultimate skill “Magma Eruption” melts walls, but requires 15 fire gems. Last raid, a noob added an ice gem – dragon rage-quit, CD locked for 10 seconds. Rivals crushed us. - Glacies (Frost Wyrm):
Her “Arctic Field” slows enemies, but gets nullified by fire heroes. Worst part? Her ice minions block OUR ranged attacks. Last battle, they cost us three mages.
Real Story:
I tried stealing a Japanese guild’s base at midnight. Their dragon ignored my siege tanks and nuked my core. We won by poisoning their water supply. Post-game: Phone battery dead, guild chat roasting me: “Who gave the intern a dragon?!”
Free-to-Play Hustle
“No way you can win without paying!” – Some rich kid. But here’s how:
- Daily Double Loot: Farm Goblin Mines Wednesday/Friday nights. Got banned once for farming too hard. Now I fake offline mode.
- Poison Farming: Use three-star Toxic Mage to stall. Last month, poisoned a six-star team until they died of rot. Got called “dirty rat,” but win rate +15%.
- Fake Noob Tactic: Join chat, beg for help, then backstab their storage. Pulled it off on Koreans last week. Still don’t know how they missed my six-star dragon.