Yu-Gi-Oh! Neuron v4.4.1 Lastest Version All Card Unlocked

Duelist's Digital Crack: Your New Sleep Deprivation Tool
Throw those paper rectangles away - we turned your childhood allowance blackhole into AR cocaine! Warning: May cause sudden urges to challenge traffic lights to shadow games.

Yugi-Oh! Gone Rogue
☢️ Forbidden Camera Tech:

• Scan cards faster than your dad scans dinner bills

• Secret feature: Point at ex's photo → reveals their deck's weakness

• New "WiFi Vampire" mode: Steal neighbor's bandwidth to summon Exodia

Duelist Meth Lab
▷ Deck Registry 2.0:

• Auto-adds 17 trap cards roasting your playstyle

• Hidden "Midlife Crisis" mode: Replaces all monsters with 401k statements

• Pro tip: Scan "Pot of Greed" → unlocks devs' pizza order history

Life Point Calculator 9000
→ Tracks HP + your remaining will to live
→ Secret "Desperation Mode": <1000 LP plays Cbat on Bluetooth
→ Auto-sends "Yugi-Oh! Emergency" texts to mom at 3AM

AR Chaos Mode
• Scan 20 cards → unlocks 2003 tournament PTSD flashbacks
• Point camera at mirror → reveals your inner Kaiba complex
• Secret combo: Scan 3 Blue-Eyes → crashes local power grid

Easter Egg Hell
• Shake phone → unlocks duelist bathroom break simulator
• Type "HEARTOFTHECARDS" → access 1999 dial-up duel servers
• Lose 5 matches → phone auto-dials your childhood bully's mom

Cardboard Alchemy
Transform:

• 1 Dark Magician = 3 OnlyFans promo codes

• 3 Exodia pieces = 1 crypto mining rig (75% failure rate)

• Entire deck = NFT that drains your PayPal

Download Includes
[✔️] Free eye twitch (certified by optometrists)
[✔️] Secret "DUELISTCRACK" code for pixelated caffeine IV drip
[✔️] Digital restraining order (for when duels > relationships)

*Legal disclaimer: 89% of card scans register as Chuck-E-Cheese tickets
iOS warning: Siri develops Joey Wheeler's Brooklyn accent