Introduction
Fate/EXTELLA: SE.RA.PH’s Glitchy Apocalypse (No Bots, No Mercy)
Yo, ever wanted to yeet King Arthur’s sword at a robo-army while a megalomaniac Roman emperor yells about roses? Welcome to Fate/EXTELLA—where the Holy Grail War got hacked, the moon’s a supercomputer, and Nero Claudius’s throne room looks like a rave party gone nuclear. Grab your phone. Let’s burn this digital hellhole to the ground.
Plot? More Like a Drunk Fanfiction
Nero won the Holy Grail War. Big deal. Now her shiny throne’s under attack by:
- Rebel Servants (imagine Genghis Khan with Wi-Fi),
- Glitch monsters (your phone’s nightmares, pixelated),
- Some edgelord who wants to delete reality itself.
Your job? Smash, stab, and sarcasm your way to the truth. Spoiler: It involves ancient aliens, existential dread, and a cameo from your ex’s toxic group chat.
Gameplay: Button Mashing Meets Chaos Theory
Servants = Cheat Codes with Egos
- Nero: Spams rose petals like a deranged florist. Her ultimate move? Summoning a golden theater to crush enemies. Art. Literally.
- Tamamo no Mae: Shoots fox-fire while whining about her ex. Classic.
- Gilgamesh: Flexes with 1,000 floating swords. “You’re not worthy” energy maxed.
Army vs. You (Hint: You Win)
- Step 1: Run into 500 grunts.
- Step 2: Press “Ultimate.”
- Step 3: Watch the screen explode. Congrats, you’re now a war crime.
Air Combos for Clout Chasers
- Launch enemies into orbit.
- Juggle them with rapid kicks.
- Slam them into the ground so hard, their ancestors feel it.
Pro tip: Record this. Send it to your ex. Tag @NASA.
Story Mode: Three Women, One Hot Mess
- Nero’s Route: “I’m the EMPRESS!” Proceeds to trip over her own cape.
- Tamamo’s Route: “Love meeeee!” Melts enemies with passive aggression.
- Altera’s Route: “Must… destroy… everything.” Relatable.
Kinoko Nasu’s Brain Dump
The Fate creator’s script includes:
- A moon supercomputer’s midlife crisis,
- Servants arguing over takeout,
- A plot twist involving sentient Wi-Fi.
Why This Ain’t Your Weeb Friend’s Visual Novel
- No Reading, Just Rage: Replace dialogue trees with Dynasty Warriors meets Devil May Cry chaos.
- Secret Endings: Unlocked by 100%’ing the game. Worth it? Only if you enjoy crying in the dark.
- Crossover Cringe: Artoria (Saber) roasts Karna over BBQ. “Excalibur beats your spear. Fight me.”
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