Card Thief

Card Thief v1.3.8 Newest Version Full game Free Download

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Apr 29, 2025

7.5  

37 Reviews

93.47MB

File Size

v1.3.8

Version

Android

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Introduction

STEAL-O-TRON 9000

Yo sticky-fingered gremlins! Tired of grandma catching you raid her cookie jar? Level up to pro-grade thievery with this pixelated crime simulator. Warning: May cause sudden urges to pickpocket subway turnstiles during rush hour.

CRACKHEAD FEATURES
☣️ Shadow WiFi Vamp Mode
Steal torchlight faster than your ex stole your toothbrush
Secret hack: Draw 3 guards → unlocks dev's 2017 Tinder rejection archive
NEW "404 Escape" protocol: Yeet phone against wall to erase evidence

LOOT-O-MATIC
▽ Convert stolen candles into crypto Ponzi schemes
▽ Forge pocket lint into nunchucks (83% failure rate)
▽ Pro tip: Pawn neighbor's cat for limited edition card sleeves

HEIST RUSSIAN ROULETTE
→ Guards might be:
• NFT bros arguing about Dogecoin
• Karens demanding to speak to crime's manager
• Your sleep paralysis demon with union benefits

CARDBOARD WARFARE
• 2-minute jobs = 3 all-nighters (minimum)
• Daily Crime Spree updates replace your therapy sessions
• 0.69% chance unlock Area 51 schematics in tutorial

GEAR GRINDER 2.0
» "Silent Crocs" card: Muffle footsteps (and life achievements)
» "Bandwidth Bandit" upgrade: Jack Starbucks WiFi mid-caper
» "Existential Panic" DLC: Guards now recite Kafka fanfiction

EASTER EGG EVIDENCE LOCKER
• Shake device → reveals dev's search history (NSFL)
• Draw dickbutt → spawn raccoon accomplice with ankle monitor
• Fail 3x → phone auto-dials your 7th grade math teacher

CRIME-TO-MEME PIPELINE
1 stolen ruby = 3 cringe TikTok dances
Full collection = Generates OnlyFans tax evasion tips
Legendary haul = NFT that liquidates your 401k

DOWNLOAD NOW GET
[X] Free finger arthritis starter kit
[X] Digital alibi generator (Mom-proof v2.3)
[X] Secret "NIGHTOWL" code → unlock raccoon parole officer

*Legal disclaimer: 89% of tactics scrawled on Waffle House napkins
iOS warning: Siri develops Baltimore accent & snitches to cops

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Score

7.5  

File Size

93.47MB

Version

v1.3.8

Category

Card

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System

android

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